- "Lifetime Member - The Pretty Average Clubhouse - Mediocrity Guaranteed" - Pink plastic motel room style keyfob - Embossed gold metallic text - Matching...

- "Lifetime Member - The Pretty Average Clubhouse - Mediocrity Guaranteed" - Pink plastic motel room style keyfob - Embossed gold metallic text - Matching gold findings - Measures 115mm x 45mm (the fob alone measures 88mmx45mm) - The keyring will be packaged on a branded backing card.